It is an insult to have all and sundry on a list that used to be about same-sex attracted people who formed an alliance in order to fight prejudice and bigotry.
What Lrsbian do know is that such women almost always end up married to men and having kids, and living a conventional life. It was no fun growing up a lezzer in a working-class housing estate in the north-east of England, where the expectation was to marry a local lad and have a brace of.
Every woman in that bar burst out laughing, with several telling me how they wished they could give up men and live happily ever after. Occasionally they will dye their fringe orange, put on a slogan T-shirt, and a rainbow coalition march in Brighton.
My mate Julie Burchill has the right attitude. In coming out as Lesbin lesbian when I did inI faced hardship, violence and prejudice.
I was happy but I was not free. She said: "Smile became a reality because I shared with my son who I am.
He said he had long known she was gay, but taljs pair only had their first conversation about it last year. Going on TV in to talk about lesbian pride and liberation led to me losing my job, getting sexually assaulted in the street, and generally being treated like a freak by those that recognised me.
Then there is the latest craze of men deciding they are lesbians, because they claim to be women, such as Alex Drummond, who has retained not only his bushy beard but also his meat and tapks veg. I pointed out that if he was the alternative, did he blame us?
Real lesbians commit to the role. It is no fun being beaten up in the street for being lesbian or gay. I mean, I really cried," he told the David Letterman Netflix show.
I recall one such moment. If the fake lesbians want an authentic experience, perhaps they could persuade their parents to reject them, or have their female friends shy away from a hug as though they are being perved upon? Adult personals Southampton had met my lezzer friend Bridget in a pub after work, and we were deep in conversation when the inevitable happened.
Although she once indulged in a well-publicised affair with a woman, she told me that definitely did not make her gay. Miley Cyrus labelling herself 'queer' is as convincing as me deciding my dog is a goldfish.
Their chat came about while Jay-Z was making his latest album 4. Get over it. Follow Newsbeat on InstagramFacebook and Twitter.
Listen to Newsbeat live at and every weekday on BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra - if you miss us takks can listen back here. The mother-of-four was presented with a special recognition gong for her contribution to his song Smile, released last year. To all you attention-seeking narcissists desperate to be included: you are all special, but you are very probably as straight as a die.
Cyrus is as heterosexual as the next woman. There is no running back into the arms of Nigel for us.
I was told by a hetero-sexual woman who I considered a friend at the time Lesbixn she would rather I did not babysit her daughter. From magazine issue: 4 May Text settings CommentsShare Lesbian tourism has long been a thing — women who once kissed a girl trying to appear more interesting while living a heterosexual life.